Caffeine Overdose

Dad,

If you are wondering what that sweet aroma of Foldgers is in your office, I did not install a coffee maker in there, I used it as an astringent for your magoganey desk.

Well, I sortof "spilled" coffee on your desk. It wasn't so much ON your desk as it was on your computer, but really it wasn't on your computer, so much as it was in between that gap from the desk to the computer, so technically it didn't flood any ONE area.

Alot of it landed on the nice plastic floor mat and everything from G over on the keyboard. Okay some of it splashed on the number 8 and 9 key, but that was only when I tried to juggle the cup of coffee in my hand. My hand-eye coordination got the best of me and I managed to save some of it....okay little of it.

So, if you notice your whole office has been dusted and is in fact somewhat clean, which is how I thought you might notice in the first place I spilled coffee on parts of your desk, don't worry. I also plan on retyping ALL of EVERY important sticky note, pin number, business card, account number and passcode you store in the general area I spilled all of the coffee.

Once again I am sorry, I will never go in your office again. Get well soon.

Sarah